July 10th, Saturday, 4pm Diesel Books
Los Angeles, CA
July 13th, Tuesday, time TBA ALOUD series (free reservations req'd)
reading and talk with Glen David Gold
Los Angeles, CA
Suggested format of event,
by Glen David Gold:
Aimee reads for 10 minutes
Glen reads for 10 minutes, including 3 minutes of coughing uncontrollably
Greco-Roman wrestling (8 minutes)
Attempt to classify and locate what that funny noise is (4 minutes)
Attempt to locate and return to owner a lost dog (5 minutes)
Leading audience in Lady Gaga "Pokerface" singalong (3:09)
Aimee reads for 10 more minutes, including 4 minute clog dancing routine
Glen learns, on stage, how to play the tin whistle (3 minutes)
Haircut demonstration (5 minutes)
Jam making! (6 minutes)
Human pyramid (30 seconds)
Glen reads story using only air quotes, then air emoticons (12 minutes)
Net surfing (8 minutes)
Attempt to classify and deconstruct what that funny smell is (3 minutes)
Spontaneous reprise of clog dancing and tin whistle playing (2 minutes)
Spontaneous making of excuses and declarations of regret (4 minutes)
Spontaneous human combustion, followed by fire extinguisher demonstration (8 seconds)
Audience-wide upgrade of iPhone applications, followed by onrush of teenagers to explain to them what they've just done (6 hours)
Curtain call
Encore: releasing of wolves into audience, for live Linnean taxonomy of timber vs. arctic subspecies
